One fine day, notorious Jay and Silent Bob as always propped up the back wall of a grocery store in New Jersey, and there they learnt the terrible news that they, as it turns out, are the basis of comics "Pyhar and Chronicle" that are even going to be filmed in Hollywood. Given that our couple has not received a penny for the fact that their names were brazenly took advantage of, publicly exposing them as idiots, Jay and Silent Bob go to the studio «Miramax» in order to restore justice.